
Cat vs Printer - The Translation
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Found in the internet, shame we missed these.
On Irish radio there is a guy called Larry Gogan who has been running the "Just-a-Minute quiz" every lunchtime for years. These are actual answers from some contestants…
1) Something a blind man might use?
A sword
2) A Song with the word Moon in the title?
Blue Suede Moon
3) Name the Capital of France?
"F"
4) Name a bird with a long neck?
Naomi Campbell
5) Name an occupation where you might need a torch?
A burglar
6) Where is the Taj Mahal?
Opposite the dental hospital
7) What is Hitler’s first name
Heil
8) As happy as…. (Larry gave a hint – think of my name)
A pig in sh*t
9) Some famous brothers
Bonnie and Clyde.
10) A dangerous race
The Arabs
11) Something that floats in a bath
Water
12) An item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers
A horse
13) Something you wear on a beach
A deck-chair
14) A famous Royal
15) Something that flies that doesn’t have an engine
A bicycle with wings
16) A famous bridge
The Bridge Over Troubled Waters
17) Something a cat does
Goes to the toilet
18) Something you do in the bathroom
Decorate
19) A method of securing your home
Put the kettle on
20) Something associated with pigs
The Police
21) A sign of the Zodiac
April
22) Something people might be allergic to
Skiing
23) Something you do before you go to bed
Sleep
24) Something you put on walls
A roof
25) Something slippery
A con-man
26) A kind of ache
A fillet of fish
27) A Jacket Potato topping
Jam
28) A food that can be brown or white
A potato
29) A famous Scotsman
Jock
30) A famous Welshman
Vinnie Jones
31) Something you open other than a door
Your bowels
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Carole has taken a week’s holiday of work but unfortunately I have no more days to take. Mum is still in hospital and I am visiting her daily.
Monday 25th September
Morse night has come around again. Six of us tonight for our class. We have the option to use the hall on Monday nights for other radio activities. I must publish this because we are planning to do a number of projects.
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Tuesday 26tth September
My new Dstar radio (ID-E880) arrived today but unfortunately it was DOA.
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Wednesday27th September
I spoke to David at LAM Communications who was very helpful in resolving this problem.
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Thursday28th September
A replacement radio arrived this morning which I checked in our workshop. I then put the radio on soak test for the rest of the afternoon.
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Friday 29th September
I was going to play with my new radio however I spent most of the evening doing IT support for Carole. You have to keep the poker sites working.
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Saturday 30th September
I went to Epsom with Carole Saturday Lunch time. We left the car at home and caught the train. It’s only four stops and takes about 20 minutes. Carole did some shopping before we had a late lunch. We visited mum on the way home.
I had my first Dstar contact with this new ID-E880 radio. The contact was with Chris Howard (2E0CTH) via GB7OK. I then added more repeaters into memory.
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Sunday 31st September
I had a quick contact with Chris (2E0CTH) and Mushtaq (LA3RIA) from Norway via GB7OK before getting involved with other things. We have had the best month ever on the ICQPODCAST and I am very happy with the download figures.
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Hi Martin !!
ReplyDeletehow are you liking the 880 ?, I am seriously thinking of buying one (In fact a coupl of my mates and I are taking a road trip from Montreal to Boston in a couple of weeks and the main reason for going is to visit the HRO store in New Hampshire, where I may buy a ID-880.. )
Did you get a data cable ?
cheers and looking forward to hearing what you think of the 880
73
Bruce VE2GZI