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Sunday, 2 August 2015

Week 31 2015




This week's bit of fun:









Eileen and her husband Bob went for counselling after 25 years of marriage.

When asked what the problem was, Eileen went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 25 years they had been married.

She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.

Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time,the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking Eileen to stand, embraced her, unbuttoned her blouse and bra, put his hands on her breasts and massaged them thoroughly, while kissing her passionately as her husband Bob watched with a raised eyebrow!

Eileen shut up, buttoned up her blouse, and quietly sat down while basking in the glow of being highly aroused.

The therapist turned to Bob and said, 'This is what your wife needs at least three times a week.. Can you do this?'

Bob thought for a moment and replied, 'Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I play golf.

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Hi, to people who are not Face-book users or those of my generation who do not use and cannot comprehend why Face-book exists:

I am trying to make friends outside of Face-book while applying the same principles. Therefore, every day I walk down the street and tell passers by what I have eaten, how I feel at the moment, what I have done the night before, what I will do later, and with whom. I give them pictures of my family, my dog, and of me gardening, taking things apart in the garage, watering the lawn, standing in front of landmarks, driving around town, having lunch, and doing what anybody and everybody does every day. I also listen to their conversations, give them the "thumbs up" and tell them I like them.

And it works just like Face-book. I already have four people following me: two police officers, a private investigator, and a psychiatrist !

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No Club Monday night so I haven’t been for two weeks. I'm going this week.

I have mainly been doing computer things and Carole's computer has upgraded to Windows 10.

I'm working two days a week for my new company and three days notice for my old employer until the end of the week when I go full time on the 10th of August.

Thursday I went out on the bike with Carole and Paula for a seven mile ride in the early evening.

Sunday I managed to do ten miles on the bike with Carole, an enjoyable ride in the early morning sunshine.






Monday, 27 July 2015

Week 30 2015





This week's bit of fun:








The Last Kiss

Back on January 9th, a group of Peking, Illinois bikers were riding
west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker
Bridge. So they stopped.

George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks
through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to
talk her down off the railing, and says,

"Hey Baby.....whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"
She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"

While he didn't want to appear 'sensitive', George also didn't want to miss
this 'be-a-legend' opportunity either so he asked..."Well, before you jump,
Honey-Babe... Why don't you give ole George here your best last kiss?"

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did
just that... And it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately
by another even better one.

After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval
from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says,
"Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent
you're wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me

Why the hell are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."

It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed

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This week I managed to reinstall GB3XP repeater with Philip and it's now up and running.

I recorded another episode of the ICQPODCAST with Chris and Edmund.

Sunday Colin released our latest ICQPODCAST.

Series Eight Episode Sixteen - Friedrichshafen Wrap-Up

In this episode, Martin M1MRB / W9ICQ is joined by Chris Howard M0TCH / N4CTH and welcome to a d├ębut news appearance for Edmund Spicer M0MMG to discuss the latest Amateur / Ham Radio news. Colin M6BOY rounds up the news in brief, and this episodes feature is Final interviews from Friedrichshafen.

  • BBC Nano Computer's Final Design Confirmed

  • European Common Allocation Table
  • HamShield for Arduino (VHF/UHF transceiver)
  • Friedrichshafen informal C5 meeting
  • Radio Amateur’s Antenna Mast Planning Victory
  • 1900-2000 kHz to become Primary Ham Band
  • WIA Drafting 2-metre and 70-centimetre Band Plans

The ICQPODCAST can be downloaded from http://www.icqpodcast.com